Aaj fir dekha h use mehfil me pathar bankar
Mene aankho se nahi dil se baghawat ki hai

Usko bhool jane ki galti bhi nahi kar sakta..
Toot kar ki h toh sirf usi se mohabbat ki hai

A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...

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टीचर: ये दुनिया गोल है।

पप्पू: आप कहते हैं तो मान लेते हैं वरना पापा तो कहते हैं कि ये दुनिया बड़ी बहनचोद है।

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Pasand Karta Hun Har Haseeno Ko,
Magar Dil Mein Basane Ke Liye Jagah Nahi,

Thukra Dete Hain Begane Samajhkar,
Uski Hoti Koi Thukraane Ki Vajah Nahi…

Saaye Ne Saath Chhod Diya Yaar Ne Dil Tod Diya,
Ab Toh Khuda Bhi Mere Khilaf Ho Gaya,

Jo Pyar Ka Chirag Jalaya Tha Maine,
Usi Chiraag Se Jalkar Main Khak Ho Gaya…

Koi nhi hota hmesha k liye kisi ka,
Likha hai sath thoda thoda sbhi ka,
Maat banao kisi ko apne jine ki wajah,
Kyuki jina h akele yehi usool hai zindgi
ka…

Zubaan khamosh ankhon me nami hogi
Yahi bas meri ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi
Bharne ko toh har zakham bhar jayega
Kese bharegi wo jagah jaha teri kami hogi....

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

Kisi ki chahat mein itni pagal na ho
Ho sakta hai wo aap ki manzil na ho
Uski muskurahat ko mohabbat na smjhna
Kahi muskurana us ki ada naa ho….!!!

Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?” Ladki: “Kaho Na” Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana” Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Randi Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega“..

Zubaan khamosh ankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas meri ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi..
Bharne ko toh har zakham bhar jayega,
Kese bharegi wo jagah jaha teri kami hog...

Ab toh mohabbat mein, lutne chale
Jeene ki khwahish me, marne chale..

Lag ja gale ki phir ye haseen raat ho na ho..
Shayd fir es janam me mulaaqaat ho na ho..

Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!..

Tanhai mein bhi kehte hain log,
Zara mehfil mein jiya karo..
Paimana leke bitha dete hain maikhane mein,
Aur kehte hain zara tum kum piya karo..

Meri ghazal pad kar bhi tum par asar na ho
Toh logo ko meri ghazal suna ke dekhna….

Yeh Yaad Hai Tumhari,
Ya Yaadoon Mein Tum Ho.

Yeh Khwaab Hai Tumhare,
Ya Khwaaboon Mein Tum Ho.

Hum Nahi Jaante,
Humein Bus Itna Batado.

Hum Jaan Hai Tumhari,
Ya Hamari Jaan Tum Ho...