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A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...

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टीचर: ये दुनिया गोल है।

पप्पू: आप कहते हैं तो मान लेते हैं वरना पापा तो कहते हैं कि ये दुनिया बड़ी बहनचोद है।
Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.
Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?” Ladki: “Kaho Na” Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana” Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Randi Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega“..